Trapped In A Nut Shell: You Probably Didn't Want To Know This

Q U O T E - U N Q U O T E

"It upsets me that MS doesn't recognize 'journaled' as the past tense of 'journaling' ...that's some straight up bullshit right there."

"Your therapy has helped you help me."

"I've sent this message to you both so you can start planning my [surprise baby] shower."

"You can be my Yoda."

"The emphaticness of your statement was really accentuated by the double spaces after the periods."

"Boys vaginas are called penises."

"That's what you get for hiring the Jewish mafia."

"The sun is everywhere right now."

"...I think they call it...daytime."

"Drinky swear."

"You blew my eardrum."

"It's the first time I've ever blown anything."

"I don't know what he's talking about. I've got peeps! I've totally got peeps!"

"That goat is big for six and I'm small for seven."

"I thought you said the sex was good?"

"Nooo. I'm pretty sure I never said that."

"Well is it good."

"...It's good enough?"