Trapped In A Nut Shell: The Babies Are Coming

I'm shamelessly stealing this from my friend Cathy's blog:

Q U O T E - U N Q U O T E

"Boys vaginas are called penises."

"That's what you get for hiring the Jewish mafia."

"The sun is everywhere right now."

"...I think they call it...daytime."

"Drinky swear."

"You blew my eardrum."

"It's the first time I've ever blown anything."

"I don't know what he's talking about. I've got peeps! I've totally got peeps!"

"That goat is big for six and I'm small for seven."

"I thought you said the sex was good?"

"Nooo. I'm pretty sure I never said that."

"Well is it good."

"...It's good enough?"

Saturday, January 09, 2010